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kids joke of the day

Need a Kids Joke of the Day? Look No Further

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29 Sep 2020

Need a way to put a quick smile on your family’s face? We compiled our favorite kids joke of the day, as told by some of your kids’ favorite celebrities.

These jokes were used to inspire kids to help spread laughs and raise some cash with their families for JokeHaThon. Want in on the fun? Here’s how you can participate in JokeHaThon.

Without further ado, here are some of our favorite kid’s joke of the day videos. We bet you can’t make it through this blog without laughing out loud!

Tell us your favorite kids joke of the day or share some of your own with us on social media @RedNoseDayUSA.

1. When should you go to the dentist? Skai Jackson knows!

Q: What’s a good time to go to the dentist?

A: Tooth-hurty!

 

2. Kevin Quinn doesn’t horse around

Q: Why did the pony have a cough?

A: Because he was a little horse!

 

3. Mackenzie Ziegler’s One Direction

Q: Which band never turns left or right?

A: One Direction!

 

4. Regina Hall makes like a tree and LEAVES us with an incredible joke

Q: How do trees make it on to the internet?

A: They log on!

 

5. Chloe Lukasiak shares her fashion tips

Q: What does one wear to a tea party?

A: A TEA shirt!

 

6. It’s all a numbers game to Yvette Nicole Brown

Q: What did the zero say to the eight?

A: Nice belt!
 

7. Milo Manheim goes far-out

Q: How does the moon get his hair cut?

A: ECLIPSE it!
 

8. Sadie Stanley shares her Kids Joke of the Day

Q: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

A: An in-VEST-igator!
 

9. Vanessa Lachey wants to know if you’re ticklish

Q: How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

A: TEN-tickles!
 

10. Paul Costabile’s new wave of jokes

Q: How do you cut a wave in half?

A: You use a SEA saw!

11. American Ninja Warrior’s Matt Iseman makes a mom-approved joke

Q: What does my mother become when I run the course?

A: An American Ninja Worrier!
 

12. We promise Laurie Hernandez didn’t make-up this joke!

Q: Why are eyeshadow, lipstick, and mascara never mad at each other?

A: Because they always make-up!
 

13. Nathan Arenas has TONS of jokes - here’s one

Q: What kind of computer is Snow White most afraid of?

A: An apple!

14. Sorry, Guava Juice can’t come to the phone right now

We don’t have a Q&A for this one - you’ll just have to watch (and create your own paper telephone!)

Psst. we’ve got 150 more jokes for kids. Check it out!

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